Willie Nelson

Retirement
All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?

Farm Aid
As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.

What has changed is that nothing has changed... that's what has made me more unhappy than everything else.

Biography Title
I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.

Self
I like myself better when I'm writing regularly.

Country Music
I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was not that bad.

Pot
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?

Early Influences
I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of singing that went on in the cotton fields.

The Press
Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.

Lyrics to I Gotta Get Drunk
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Love
Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

Divorce
You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it!

Life
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

We create most of our own unhappiness. Sometimes the purpose of suffering is to help us understand we are the ones who cause it.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.